I'm Onto You!

So the Godiva people have begun making delicious, cream-filled truffles. I don't know about you, but I'm personally offended by the whole thing.

You see, I like--nay, love-- the Lindor Truffles. White chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, it's all wonderful. And the way these truffles are presented, individually wrapped and packaged in their distinctive glossy envelope, is a huge part of the Lindor Truffle experience.

WELL.

Turns out the sneaky snakes at Godiva wanted a piece of that sweet, sweet truffle action and decided to horn in on the Lindor market. BEHOLD:

A charming, unassuming bag of Lindor truffles.

IMPOSTER!!

 And that's not where the similarities end, either. Oh, no. A closer look reveals even further similarities. Same size, same shape, same wrapping style!

Clearly,  Godiva is trying to pull a Single White Female on Lindor!! SCANDALOUS!! And furthermore, the Godiva company believes that I'm so stupid that I won't know the difference and will buy their product anyway! Oh really, Godiva? It's like that, is it?? You think I'm so dumb, that my tastes are so undiscriminating that I'll just buy any old overpriced gourmet chocolate just because it looks fancy?! Well I have a question for you!!

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING ME?