OUT OF ORDER

Weezy posted this sign on the door of the kids' bathroom:

"This toylet is out of order! Do not come in!"

 And it's a good darn thing I didn't need to use the "toylet" right then because there was additional (and more urgent and graphic) signage to come.

WHEN YOU COME IN IT MAY STINK. USE THIS AIR FRESHENER.

DON'T GO PEE OR POO!

OUT OF ORDER (FLOOLDED)

Sometimes I think back to those early, more innocent times when my husband and I were dating and I would NEVER have used the word 'poo' in his presence. I usually remember those gentler days anytime Jax drops a five pounder that chokes the toilet.